Can do! If only I can find the time!

This update has been delayed for far too long! What the hell have I been doing you may ask?! Rest assured that I have still been collecting cans from the side of the road like a person trying to get up enough coins to buy a loaf of bread. I can still feel the eyes of the judgmental on me as they drive past in their fancy cars! Na, just kidding. I don't really care for what people think. I collect cans because cans currently have value and they can be transferred into investments! One day I will have a fancy car too! Just wait and see! This is a joke of cause, because I have no intentions of ever having a fancy car. Unless Elon Musk wants to  gift me a Tesla Cybertruck, that would be freaking sweeeeeet!
​Anyways, I have managed to collect enough cans lately to add another $50 worker block to my investment portfolio. The newest member to the portfolio is Aussie Dividends (SYI) which will pay out several times a year (four times I believe) into my nominated bank account. 
Actually come to think of it, my first series of dividends were recently paid out, so now it is official! My cans are having 'can' babies and they are beginning to really work for me as planned! How many can babies were born? Sixty Five of them to be exact! Basically put the Aussie Top 200 (IOZ) paid me $6.50 just for holding my shares in this ETF. It must be noted though that the overall price of the ETF has fallen slightly in recent weeks due to the COVID Uncertainty Principle or C.U.P (invented by me and used by no-one). C.U.P is a fancy way to say that the plague is really messing with the economy. I expect prices to plummet in the future, across all ETF's I currently hold and this is because I believe the current economic situation is about as unstable as it has been is since the GFC or for those not initiated in fancy financial lingo the Great Fucking Cocking, sorry my mistake, its actually short for the Global Financial Crisis which I personally believe has actually never ended.
I find it very investing that my investment in the Sustainability Leaders ETF (ETFI) has performed the worst out of my four current holdings. It has currently fallen by 12.32% since having made the purchase. I guess this says that roughly 12% of investors have stopped giving a shit about the earth. Its a real pity too, I mean what the hell happened to the Climate Emergency that we were all dealing with before Uncle Covid decided to come out and play? Did it just miraculously go away like we all wish Uncle Covid would? And what the hell happened to Earths Friend Greta? So many questions, so few answers...

For those who do not fully understand what it is that I am doing with this Page, here is a quick update. 

1 - I pick up cans and bottles from the side of the road.

2 - I sell the collected cans and bottles at the local dispensary.

3 - I save the cash I make until i have $50.00 or more.

4 - I invest said $50.00 into the stock market using the Commsec Pocket app.

5 - I watch as the turmoil of the stock market lays waste to my precious can fortune. 


From Trash to Cash to Wealth Stash!

These are the current worker blocks. So many red arrows...